Hansel & Gretel - Witch Hunters

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Hansel & Gretel - Witch Hunters (Extended Cut)
Director: Tommy Wirkola
Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare, Derek Mears, Pihla Viitala
Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Comedy

Total Count: 65 (22 humans, 43 witches)


Characters:

Mina (Viitala): 17

Hansel (Renner): 14 (1 shared with Gretel)

Gretel (Arterton): 8 (1 shared with Hansel)

Muriel (Janssen): 5

Edward the Troll (Mears): 5

Sheriff Berringer (Stormare): 1


Breakdown:

Intro: 1
Young Gretel stabs and shoves a witch into the oven

Muriel Strikes: 3
Man disembowled by his dog
Muriel massacres 2 villagers

A Message from Muriel: 1
Villager explodes into a bloody mess

Making Potions: 1
Muriel decapitates a captured boy (cutaway)

Attacking the Village: 2
Witch causes a boy to shoot his mother
Muriel causes a man to shoot himself (Muriel's kill)

Aftermath: 8
7 covered dead bodies seen
Sheriff Berringer shoots the Mayor

Mad Troll: 5
Edward The Troll kills 4 deputies
Edward squishes Berringer's head

'Let Me Tell You A Little Story: 2
Hansel and Gretel's mother burned alive
Hansel and Gretel's father hanged

'Excuse Me, Ladies': 36
Hansel blows 1 witch's head off
Mina mows down 14 witches
Hansel shoots 2 witches and blows up another 2
Mina mows down 2 witches
Hansel shoots and stabs 4 witches
Mina mows down 1 witch
Hansel shoots 1 witch
Hansel shoots 1 witch and that witch is crushed by a tree
Hansel shoots 1 witch
Gretel arrows 5 witches and slices 1 to pieces

Final Fight: 5
2 witches torn to shreds by Hansel's trap
1 witch loses her head to Hansel's second trap
Muriel stabs Mina
Hansel and Gretel decapitates Muriel

A New Hunt Begins: 1
Hansel beats 1 witch to death