The Expendables

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The Expendables (2010)
Director: Sylvester Stallone
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Eric Roberts, Randy Coture, David Zayas, Mickey Rourke
Genres: Action/War

Total Count: 203
Misc.: Mentioned deaths, palace blows up and probably kills lots of people

Characters:

Lee Christmas (Statham): 82 (1 shared with Barney, 1 shared with Toll)

Barney Ross (Stallone): 40 (1 shared with Lee)

Hale Caesar (Crews): 31

Ying Yang (Li): 26

Toll Road (Couture): 9 (1 shared with Lee)

Gunnar Jensen (Lundgren): 5

Munroe (Roberts): 3

Garza (Zayas): 2


Breakdown:

Greedy Pirates: 19
Gunnar blows the pirate leader in half
1 pirate is shot by an unidentified Expendable
Lee shoots 6 pirates
Barney shoots 4 pirates
Gunnar shoots 1 pirate
Barney shoots 5 pirates
Lee throws a knife into 1 pirate

Respect: 3
Munroe kills 1 peasant
Garza kills 2 peasants

First Visit: 16
Barney shoots the lead soldier
Lee stabs 1 soldier
Barney shoots 2 soldiers
Lee cuts 1 soldier
Barney shoots 2 soldiers
Lee throws a knife into 1 soldier’s throat
Lee cuts up 2 soldiers
Lee throws a knife into 1 more soldier’s throat
Barney throws a knife into 1 soldier
Lee slices 1 soldier
Barney breaks 1 soldier’s neck
Lee throws a knife into 1 soldier’s back
Barney shoots 1 soldier

Fry and Die: 49
Barney shoots 2 soldiers
Barney shoots the customs agent
Lee mows down 37 soldiers with the plane machine guns
Lee blows up 9 soldiers

Ambush: 6
Yang shoots 1 hitman
Gunnar crashes an SUV, killing the 2 hitmen inside
Barney causes a second SUV to crash, killing another 2 hitmen inside
Gunnar kills his partner

Storming the Mansion: 6
Lee throws a knife into 1 soldier’s neck
Caesar slices 1 soldier with a razor offscreen
Caesar breaks 1 soldier’s neck
Lee stabs 1 soldier
Barney cuts 1 soldier’s head off
Barney stabs 1 soldier in the throat

Hallway-Fight: 31
Lee shoots 2 soldiers
Yang breaks 1 soldier’s neck
Lee shoots 1 soldier
Lee slices 1 soldier
Lee throws a knife into 1 soldier’s throat
Yang kicks the Brit in the face hard and breaks his neck
Toll shoots 2 soldiers
Lee shoots 1 soldier
Caesar guns down 21 soldiers

Change of Plans: 3
Munroe kills Garza and 1 soldier
Paine shoots 1 soldier

Big Battle: 70
3 soldiers are shot by Expendables
Caesar shoots 3 soldiers
Toll shoots 2 soldiers
Lee blows up 1 soldier with a grenade
Toll shoots 2 more soldiers
Yang shoots 2 soldiers
Barney shoots 2 soldiers
Lee and Toll blow up 1 soldier with grenades
Yang shoots 2 soldiers
1 soldier is blown up by an Expendable
Lee shoots 1 soldier
Toll shoots 1 soldier
Caesar blows up 2 soldiers
Barney shoots 1 soldier
Caesar blows up 2 more soldiers
Lee shoots 2 soldiers
Lee throws a knife into 1 soldier
Barney shoots 5 soldiers
Yang shoots 1 soldier
Lee throws a knife into 1 soldier’s throat
Lee shoots 1 soldier
Yang shoots 1 more soldier
Barney shoots 2 soldiers
Yang blows up 13 soldiers in the blast
Lee shoots 1 soldier
Yang shoots 4 soldiers
Barney shoots 4 soldiers
Lee shoots 3 soldiers
Toll kills Paine
Caesar throws his razor into 1 soldier’s throat
Barney blows up Munroe’s helicopter, killing the pilot
Barney and Lee mangles Munroe