Post by wheels128 on Nov 2, 2006 8:33:05 GMT -5
Saw this title at the local video store, with the tagline "The First Ninja Commandos!" and a bunch of guys in ninja costumes holding uzis and ninja throwing stars, standing in front of a massive explosion. One quickly realises that this could only mean one thing: bodies by the truckload (although strangely, the first death wasn't until almost 35 minutes in, and the movie is less than 90 minutes long). I doubt anyone here has ever seen this, judging by its 12 votes on IMDB, but I'd strongly recommend trying to find a copy (it's available on DVD and VHS) - it's got well choreographed ninja sword-fighting, shootouts that are frenetic and corpse-heavy, decent directing... and the most painfully lifeless acting ever. Dialogue is delivered in a monotone, repetitive fashion that makes every single line a one-liner.
Ultimax Force (1986)
Directed by Willie Milan
Starring the worst actors you have never seen; most never appeared in any other films.
By scene
Sam: 9 (9 shot)
Mekong: 7 (7 shot)
Jungle: 18 (17 shot, 1 blown up)
Camp: 34 (24 shot, 10 stabbed)
Viet Cong: 15 (15 shot)
Running: 23 (15 shot, 2 strangled, 2 stabbed, 4 blown up)
Trap: 3 (2 shot, 1 blown up)
No more good news: 4 (4 shot)
Final showdown: 38 (30 shot, 8 blown up)
Body counts
Total: 151
By kill type
Shot: 123
Blown up: 14
Stabbed: 12
Strangled: 2
Pages
None.
Ultimax Force (1986)
Directed by Willie Milan
Starring the worst actors you have never seen; most never appeared in any other films.
By scene
Sam: 9 (9 shot)
Mekong: 7 (7 shot)
Jungle: 18 (17 shot, 1 blown up)
Camp: 34 (24 shot, 10 stabbed)
Viet Cong: 15 (15 shot)
Running: 23 (15 shot, 2 strangled, 2 stabbed, 4 blown up)
Trap: 3 (2 shot, 1 blown up)
No more good news: 4 (4 shot)
Final showdown: 38 (30 shot, 8 blown up)
Body counts
Total: 151
By kill type
Shot: 123
Blown up: 14
Stabbed: 12
Strangled: 2
Pages
None.
