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|  | House Of The Dead « Thread Started on Nov 11, 2006, 2:01am » | |
House Of The Dead (2003) Directed hilariously by Uwe Boll Starring Jurgen Prochnow, and a bunch of no-names
By scene Matt: 1 (1 impaled)* Tents: 2 (1 neck broken, 1 shot) Boat: 9 (9 shot, 9 by Prochnow) Bridge: 2 (2 shot) Water: 15 (13 shot, 1 axed, 1 stabbed, 7 by Prochnow) Attempt to explain the plot through flashback: 1 (1 strangled) Greg: 3 (2 shot, 1 eaten) Taking refuge: 71 (55 shot, 6 stabbed, 2 axed, 8 blown up, 12 by Prochnow) Body parts: 5 (2 bodies, 3 severed heads)** Dead already: 6 (5 blown up, 1 shot, 5 by Prochnow)*** Gunpowder: 5 (5 blown up) Tunnel: 12 (9 shot, 1 axed, 1 stabbed, 1 eaten) What is this room: 8 (2 bodies, 6 blown up)**** Game over: 1 (1 head crushed)*****
Body counts Total: 141 Prochnow: 33
By kill type Shot: 92 Blown up: 24 Stabbed: 8 Impaled: 1 Neck broken: 1 Axed: 4 Eaten: 2 Strangled: 1 Bodies: 4 Severed heads: 3 Head crushed: 1
Pages Uwe Boll! And maybe a Prochnow page in the future, he's been in stacks of stuff.
Misc Bear with me on this one.
* A chick gets dragged away by zombies, presumably to be stripped of her bodily organs and skin. No harm is done to her on screen, but she's never seen again. Not counted. ** Do we count severed heads in jars, and on tables? If not, take these out. *** Clint Howard's character gets shot in the head, but doesn't die immediately; he just convulses on the ground. Not counted. **** The six blown up are all the zombies in the room, except for the lead zombie who comes out. ***** I counted the lead zombie's death, even though he's kinda immortal (he got decapitated and lived, but 'died' after getting his head stomped on), but I didn't count the chick who got stabbed in the chest because she was kinda almost alive when they went to get on the chopper. Maybe it was just the bad acting that gave me that impression.
Also, the usual zombie film disclaimers: I don't count anyone who gets bitten and passes out to come back again later; only those who get completely devoured during the zombification process and don't come back are counted. No corpses counted in a room/area where death has previously taken place.
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|  | Re: House Of The Dead « Reply #1 on Mar 1, 2008, 3:06pm » | |
The pages are finished for House of the Dead...
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